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“Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we’ve grown. He’s down there every week, waiting on the lines and getting interviewed and making up all these lies about looking for jobs.
I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me.
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From "shrinkage" to "jerk store", these truly are the funniest George Costanza lines of all time.
I’m 33 years old; I haven’t outgrown the problems of puberty, I’m already facing the problems of old age. I went from having orgasms immediately, to taking forever.
You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm.
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